-Bug spray. Seriously, it would probably work as a gentle perfume, in a pinch.
-Dish soap. I've been tempted to try some, but haven't been quite that hungry. Yet.
-Napkins/TP/Kleenex. Oh, you have a runny nose? That's OK, dear, because now your face smells like lavender and apple pie.
-The Metro. Granted, there are exceptions, but for the most part it's a surprisingly well ventilated and clean place. (Except the bathrooms. We don't talk about the bathrooms.)
-Construction workers. My school is currently undergoing hefty renovation. Considering the high concentration of glue, sawdust, paint, and man sweat that's been flying around the school, I was expecting it to make my nose fall off. Nope! Flowers.
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